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Abstract of Thesis Presented to the Graduate School of the University of Transvaal in Partial Fulfillment of the Requirements for the Degree of Master of Fine Arts in Political Dance
Grigory Rasputin was a Russian religious adventurist who is perceived as having influenced the later days of the Russian Emperor Nicholas II, his wife Alexandra, and their only son the Alexei. See The Rasputin File by Edvard Radzinsky for details.
The key component of his power was his ability to influence the imperial family. It was Alexandra who was the key to the Rasputin influence (First World War.com - Who's Who - Tsarina Alexandra):
The Tsarina's anxious concern for her son's illness led her to embrace Rasputin, a debauched 'holy man' who proved able to stem Alexis' loss of blood (it has been suggested through hypnosis).
Already unpopular at court - where she firmly held sway over her husband - Alexandra's unswerving loyalty to Rasputin (whom she believed had been sent by God to save the Russian throne) led her to continually excuse his notorious excesses, and further damaged her reputation both at court and in the public at large (whom she gave every indication of despising).
A fanatical believer in Russian Orthodoxy and a firm believer in the principles of autocratic rule, Alexandra lost no opportunity in asserting her husband's right to lead his country. She routinely dismissed her husband's political advisers, even those who were both competent and remained loyal to the Tsar.
It has been argued that Rasputin helped to discredit the tsarist government, leading to the fall in 1917 of the Romanov dynasty. Contemporary opinions saw Rasputin as a debauched religious charlatan with insatiable sexual appetite and tremendous luster for power and influence. There are some subtle analogies between Rasputin and Greenspan. We will discuss in detail seven most prominent areas of similarity:
There is also no question that in monetary policy Greenspan proved to be a dangerous radical. Doug Nolan noted in his famous column The Greenspan Era Lessons to be Learned
Truth be told, Mr. Greenspan is a monetary policy radical. He presided over the greatest expansion of speculative finance in history, including a Trillion dollar hedge fund community, bloated Wall Street firm balance sheets approaching $2 Trillion, a $3.3 Trillion repo market, and a global derivatives market surpassing an unfathomable $220 Trillion. During the late-nineties, when leveraged speculation was heavily infiltrating the financial system, he became the leading proponent of the "New Economy." He became a powerful advocate of derivatives and Wall Street finance, all the time avoiding any discussion of the impact these new financial instruments and practices were having on Credit growth, marketplace risk perceptions, speculation, asset prices and the underlying structure of the economy.
Like Rasputin intrigues, his monetary policy contributed to the excessive leverage and derivative
boom that was instrumental in rapid expansion of financial sector and reckless speculation. That
created of current troubles for Wall Street firms (especially New York banks due to his past as
a bank lobbyist)), the troubles that might eventually lead to collapse of once mighty banks
and threatened that status of the dollar as a reserve currency. The question whether the most
corrupt players avoid lynching is still open...
Commercial and retail bankers are like battery hens. You put them in a small cubicle, pressurise them with tough sales targets but provide a decent salary, and they will produce a steady stream of returns. Most are conservative, somewhat harassed souls, who seldom think to bite the hand that feeds them.
An investment bank is more like a zoo, full of bizarre, prideful and sometimes dangerous animals. A zookeeper who pushes them around, or issues orders, is asking to have an arm bitten off. Instead, the job is to keep the animals in their cages, so they do not savage the paying customers, while understanding their individual behaviour patterns. What does it mean, for example, when a derivative trader refuses to take a holiday?
Sir Alan convincingly demonstrated during his long carrier that he can do whatever it takes to stay in power, principles be damned. It has been reported that Ayn Rand once remarked at a party in the late fifties about Greenspan, "Oh, Alan is so brilliant, but he's such a social climber." Seems she pegged him rather well, for Mr. Greenspan certainly became quite skilled in the climbing game that makes up Wall Street and Washington.
In FSO Editorials Greenspan's Choice Scylla or Charybdis (04-28-2004) Nelson Hultberg noted that Greenspan has tremendous lust for power (read also Bob Woodward's Maestro to learn of Greenspan's love of status):
Power-luster. There’s only one reason a central deified by economists and Wall Street strategists. He planner seeks to do whatever he wishes, to willfully obfuscate his aims, deliberately deceive questioners and operate unaccountably: because he’s a power-luster. That was Greenspan. The idolatry he received from Wall Street, academia, Congress and the White House only emboldened him to secure and exercise still more political power than he already possessed when he began. Consider the near-disappearance of intellectual independence under his reign.
It is interesting to note that retired Greenspan still tries to remain in spotlight and became
a consultant several firms including one which explicitly benefited from subprime bubble.
"Greenspan speak" was probably more like a kind of "The King New dress", the attempt to conceal the emptiness of content. As XXX noted in The talented Mr. Greenspan
The secret of his success is his ability to match the arcane but ultimately content-free arcane jargon of the alchemist to the gullibility of the customers. No one wants to admit that they don't know what he's talking about.
Greenspan describes himself as a "lifelong libertarian Republican" but this a very questionable
statement as his actions are difficult to understand for someone who believe in small government,
and, especially, in fiscal responsibility. In his position of Fed Chairman he was more
like a member of Politburo, unelected very powerful official that citizens cannot control. On March
3, 2005, Democratic Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid attacked Greenspan as "one of the biggest
political hacks we have here in Washington" and criticized him for supporting Bush's 2001 tax cut
plan. Some of his actions are more explainable by hypothesis that he was a Wall Street agent
in Fed then by the hypothesis that he was a "lifelong Republican". For this reason economist Paul
Krugman sharply criticized Greenspan as a "three-card maestro" with a "lack of sincerity"
who, "by repeatedly shilling for whatever the Bush administration wants, has betrayed the trust
placed in the Fed chairman." While not a polite discourse this hypotheses has some supported by
Despite all media hype Greenspan was one of the worst forecaster who occupied Fed chair. His forecasting record before becoming Feb chairman was equally dismal. Most of his prognosis turn to be so false that the best strategy of using Greenspan predictions is to use then as a contrarian indicator. As the Associated Press reported Jan 05, 2008:
Critics contend that former Federal Reserve chairman Alan Greenspan pursued interest-rate policies that led to a speculative housing bubble while failing to use the Fed’s regulatory powers to crack down on abusive mortgage lending practices.
Here are comments made by Greenspan on housing and mortgages:
- February 2004: “American consumers might benefit if lenders provided greater mortgage product alternatives to the traditional fixed-rate mortgage,” Greenspan said in a speech praising the benefits of adjustable-rate mortgages.
- October 2004: “While local economies may experience significant price imbalances, a national severe price distortion seems most unlikely in the United States, given its size and diversity,” Greenspan said, playing down the threat of a national housing bubble.
- May 2005: Greenspan said in a speech that he doubted there was a national housing bubble similar to the one in the stock market. But he said there were a “lot of local bubbles” in housing, and he called the pace of housing price increases unsustainable.
- July 2005: “A decline in the national housing price level would need to be substantial to trigger a significant rise in foreclosures, because the vast majority of homeowners have built up substantial equity in their homes despite large mortgage-market-financed withdrawals of home equity in recent years,” Greenspan said in testimony to the House Financial Services Committee.
- September 2007: “I was aware that the loosening of mortgage credit terms for subprime borrowers increased financial risk. But I believe then, as now, that the benefits of broadened home ownership are worth the risk,” Greenspan wrote in his recent memoir, The Age of Turbulence: Adventures in the New World.
- December 2007: “Cash is available, and we should use that in large amounts, as is necessary, to solve the problems of the stress of this,” Greenspan said in an interview on ABC’s “This Week.” He suggested the government should boost support to homeowners facing the prospect of losing their residences because their mortgages were resetting at higher interest rates.
Many now detest the Fed so much, because of Greenspan's role in aiding and abetting activities that ultimately harm society.
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- Key areas of similarity
- Results and Discussion.
"Yesterday Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan said he would be willing to serve another term. Greenspan said, 'Where else would I get a job in this economy?'" —Conan O'Brien
1 Alan Greenspan threw the apple at Isaac Newton 4.5 2 If you had a cent for everytime Alan Greenspan made a mistake. You'd owe him money. 4.4 3 Alan Greenspan can't watch CSI. There is no such thing as mystery to him. 4.2 5 Alan Greenspan last had a sick day 76 years ago. BAM....great depression. 3.9 6 Alan Greenspan watched the Neverending story....to the end 3.8 7 Alan Greenspan's handwriting is Times New Roman 3.7 10 Alan Greenspan was all three wise men 3.7 11 Alan Greenspan is the only living prime 3.7 13 The G8 is just Alan Greenspan standing in a room with 7 mirrors 3.6 15 When Alan Greenspan jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet, the pool gets Alan Greenspaned. 3.6 16 Alan Greenspan doesn't eat breakfast at work, he eats work for breakfast 3.6 17 Alan Greenspan can play DVDs with a Betamax player. 3.6 18 It is an official rule of 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' that Alan Greenspan cannot be your 'phone a friend'. 3.6 19 The information super highway is the corridor between Alan Greenspans bedroom and bathroom 3.5 21 Alan Greenspan can do a rubics cube blindfolded and Drunk......With no hands. 3.5 22 10 minutes after birth, Alan Greenspan signed his own birth certificate. In pen 3.4 23 They once tried to hypnotise Alan Greenspan. BAM. 1987 Wall Street crash. 3.4 25 The sun is powered by Alan Greenspan's calculator. Not the other way round. 3.4 26 If you saw an MRI of Alan Greenspan's brain your head would explode. 3.4 28 You're in a plane and the engine catches fire, the only passengers are you and Alan Greenspan and there is only one parachute....what do you do? Die of course. Alan Greenspan is so smart he jumped out like ten minutes out ago. 3.4 29 Alan Greenspan invented google first, but kept it for himself 3.3 30 Alan Greenspan doesn't sleep, he just hibernates while his brain backs up 3.3 31 Alan Greenspan invented numbers, except 7. 3.3 33 Alan Greenspan generated this entire list of facts in five seconds. And his were actually funny. 3.3 37 The US dollar operates on a Greenspan Brain Cell standard 3.2 40 30 days has September, April, June and November....Unless Alan Greenspan decides otherwise 3.2 42 Census collection is an elaborate hoax. The population of america is decided by Alan Greenspan looking at a map 3.2 47 Alan Greenspan's Right Brain uses FedEx to Communicate with his Left Brain. 3.2 48 Alan Greenspan sleeps under spreadsheets 3.2 50 Alan Greenspan can compose and perform an entire symphony from a DOS prompt using under 20 keystrokes. 3.1 51 Alan Greenspan reads Penthouse for the articles. No really. He does. 3.1 52 Alan Greenspan can dance like Michael Jackson, he just can't be bothered. 3.1 56 Alan Greenspan doesn't listen to in-flight safety demonstrations. He's not afraid. 3.0 57 Alan Greenspan went to the moon before Neil Armstrong. Just to check everything was okay. 3.0 59 Alan Greenspan was added to Mount Rushmore 3.0 63 Green Lantern comics are loosely based on Alan Greenspan's early childhood 3.0 75 Alan Greenspan learned to count before he learned to learn 2.8 81 Alan Greenspan's analysis is so fast, he shuts down before he boots up. 2.7 82 It's not a coincidence that Alan Greenspan ryhmes with 'who is the man'? 2.7 83 Alan Greenspan has his own in-flight safety demonstration for other passenger's safety 2.7 85 Alan Greenspan can prove that fairies exist. Even though they don't. 2.7
One of my friends proposed the following cartoon to the WSJ but was rejected. I thought it was priceless.
I proposed to have Greenspan, Bernanke and Paulson all dressed in camouflage and hunter's hats, carrying Bazookas walking into an Adirondack style lodge where you can see trophies on the wall...
a Mexican...labeled 'Peso Crises'
a 'Tojo' looking Japanese… labeled 'Lost Decade'
an Indonesian Islander… labeled 'Asian Financial Crises'
a Factory Worker with hard hat… labeled, 'Manufacturing Collapse'
a housewife with a shopping bag… labeled, 'Inflation Kills the Middle Class'
a computer geek… labeled 'Dot.Com Collapse'
a mortgage broker… labeled 'Housing Collapse'
an investment banker labeled…'Wall Street collapse'
an auto worker, labeled…'Main Street Collapse'
and another trophy on the table not yet hung…labeled 'Dollar Collapse.'
Paulson says to Greenspan, "My Alan this is veryy impressive!"
Greenspan replies, "To tell you the truth Hank, I hit them all by accident. I was out interest rate targeting and no-one told me that I had the Bazooka pointed backwards!"
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