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Softpanorama 1991, vol. 3, No. 10

[Aug 30, 2012]   Commentary.

What wrote Vladimir Druk in his "anticipations" poem proved to be real prophetic...
Софтпанорама 1991, Vol.3.No.10(3a) ***HUMOR***  Составитель: Н.Н. БЕЗРУКОВ
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***************************** Владимир Друк *********************************

                Владимир Друк

      ПРЕДЧУВСТВИЯ

В масштабе женщин и мужчин
в года обыкновенных бедствий
мы - поджигатели причин
и легкая добыча следствий

      покуда следствие идет
      и снайперы сидят на крышах
      не делай вид, что ты не слышишь
      не делай вид, что ты Бетховен
      не делай вид, что все пройдет

еще в полях гуляет страх
а в чащах бродят террористы
они вообще-то пацифисты
но с бомбометами в руках

      они сперва ушли в народ
      а после вышли из народа
      у входа в рай табличка "вход"
      и запах сероводорода...

мы - поджигатели любви
и - гинекологи свободы
еще умоются в крови
освобожденные народы

      еще не все разрешено
      еще не все запрещено
      и в эту щелку как в кино
      влезает каждое говно

раз не дано предугадать
чем наше слово отзовется
то пусть оно пока заткнется
и это будет благодать

      освобожденная страна
      вздохнув, развалится на части
      но кто-то соберет запчасти
      и вспомнит наши имена

                  25 мая 1989 г.

            * * *

           ВИТЕБСК
          (отрывок)

             Памяти Марка Шагала

Судьбы сопливый бронепоезд
В чужой врывается уют
Высовывая дула в прорезь
Бойцы стреляют и поют.

      Что толку прятаться за шкапом
      Когда тебя берут нахрапом?
      И шкаф летит наискосок
      И кровка падает в песок

БА-БАХ! - как в банке манпасье,
Трясется все, трясутся все

                     Огонек, No.43 (3353),
                     19-26 октября 1991

************************* ИЗ ЭХО КОНФЕРЕНЦИЙ FIDO ***********************

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Кто-то выпил много водки,
Кто-то съел кусок селедки,
Приказав нам долго жить...

И бредем мы как в тумане,
Hе подозревая сами,
Что, воспетый дураками,
День грядущий нам сулит...

               1987

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Это сочинил Поэт, написанный Мишей Гpинчуком - автоpом шиpоко известного Тpепла.
Музыка от Гимна Советского Союза.

 весь сюрреализм полусонный манящий
 сомнительный бренный скандал завершал
 злой дом архаичный волнующий в чаще
 троцкизм полон дум чуть дыша постигал

Andy

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 сочельник гуляющий мне
 злой добрый девичник в огне
 поселок бесстыдный
 девичник обидный
 закон эротичный на дне

        * * *

 и знойный чарующий блеск
 предмет современный исчез
 злой срок заграничный
 укромный девичник
 стремительный утренний треск

        * * *

 палач весенний этот
 вдруг разрешает стук
 народ светящий летом
 поселок полон мук

        * * *


Andy

***
Станет в ночной и государственной догме называться застойным кругооборотом
период без кобры и будет содействовать многообразию, вручив преобразование
неподкупному оппортунизму с часами.

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